{"product_id":"gator-poker-audit-playmat-mtg-magic-mat","title":"Gator Poker Audit Playmat - MTG Magic Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's April 14th at a 24-hour tax office, and an alligator in a sharp suit is sweeping a pile of cash toward himself with a winner's grin. This Gator Poker MTG playmat fills the table with exhausted clients: a bloodshot bear in a stained T-shirt, a porcupine with a pencil stuck in its quills, a sloth in a hoodie barely holding his cards and a raccoon in a jacket labeled 1099 who just realized he's in trouble. A shadowy figure in a suit watches from the door.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGray-green office light and a red neon OPEN sign set a late-night mood. The large desk covers the middle and lower half. Papers and receipts scatter across it, but the tone stays muted enough for cards to read easily.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Art: Tax Season Card Game\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eComic inks and dense crosshatching render every crumpled receipt, coffee spill and calculator tape. A tax bracket map, a hang-in-there kitten poster and a goldfish tank decorate the walls. Mice nibble crumbs, a ferret in a tie sneaks in from below and a fax machine spits out an endless roll of paper. Anyone who has done their own taxes will feel this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eGator Poker at the Table\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSized at 24 x 14 in (60 x 35 cm), standard tournament size, the mat fits any LGS table. Cards slide across the micro-fiber top and lift off clean, sleeved or bare. The non-slip rubber base keeps it locked. Dye-sublimation sets the colors into the fabric, so they won't crack or fade. It's a tax-deductible joke, probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWith Zones or Without Zones\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith Zones prints light guides for library, graveyard, exile, command zone and battlefield lanes for lands and creatures, giving you an MTG playmat with zones for Commander\/EDH and 60-card formats. Without Zones keeps the whole office chaos in view.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA Gift for Accountants Who Play\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAccountants, bookkeepers and tax preparers who survive April with Magic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrocodile and reptile tribal players in Commander\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayers who count every card, mana and life point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice workers who need a laugh at the LGS\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Padloom","offers":[{"title":"With Zones","offer_id":60141312442654,"sku":"MTG-Play-Mat-44-1","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Without Zones","offer_id":60141312475422,"sku":"MTG-Play-Mat-44-2","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/8830\/5694\/files\/3mm-premium-quality-tcg-mat-1.webp?v=1780237852","url":"https:\/\/padloom.com\/products\/gator-poker-audit-playmat-mtg-magic-mat","provider":"Padloom","version":"1.0","type":"link"}