{"product_id":"kyle-you-bastards-rug-south-park-cartoon-area-rug","title":"Kyle You Bastards Rug — South Park Cartoon Area Rug","description":"\u003cp\u003eNeon green hits you first. Then the orange. Kyle's standing in a gold-leaf circle, eyebrows furrowed, mouth open mid-rant, wearing his green ushanka and bright orange jacket. \"You bastards!\" is lettered below him in ornate gold script — the catchphrase turned calligraphy. The border is wild — lime green with dark leaf patterns, orange panels, Canadian maple leaf flags, Star of David symbols, and tiny Kyle heads tucked into the scrollwork corners. It's aggressive, colorful, and unapologetically Kyle. This design comes as an area rug or chair mat — \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/area-rugs\"\u003epick an area rug\u003c\/a\u003e from our collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eLoud Colors, Quiet Construction\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDye-sublimation bonds those neon greens, deep oranges, and metallic golds into the fiber. The colors are loud by design — and they stay loud. No fading, no cracking, no dulling over time. Anti-slip base holds the rug flat on any surface. Standard velvet (5mm) is smooth and firm. Premium plush (7mm) adds cushion. Both handle heavy foot traffic and rolling desk chairs without losing definition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhere to Drop This Much Color\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one's a statement. No blending into the background. The XXL (5×7 ft) takes over a room — and that's the point. The XL (4×6 ft) works in a dorm, gaming area, or bedroom where personality matters more than matching the curtains. Neutral walls let the green and orange do all the talking. Dark rooms with warm lighting soften the neon just enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFor the Moral Compass With a Short Fuse\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKyle's the one who cares too much and yells about it. If that sounds like someone you know, put this rug in their room. They'll get it immediately. Not safe, not subtle, and definitely not for everyone. That's the point. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cartoon-animation-rugs\"\u003eBrowse cartoon character rugs\u003c\/a\u003e for the rest of the South Park gang.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKyle Yells From Other Surfaces Too\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Kyle design is also available as a mouse pad in 8 sizes. Check our shop for the full character roster. Got a custom design idea? Message us — we'll make it happen.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Padloom","offers":[{"title":"2×3ft - 60×90cm \/ Standart Level","offer_id":50757951062302,"sku":"Southpark-5-0","price":63.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2×3ft - 60×90cm \/ Premium Level","offer_id":50757951095070,"sku":"Southpark-5-1","price":72.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2.6×3.9ft - 80×120cm \/ Standart Level","offer_id":50757951127838,"sku":"Southpark-5-2","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2.6×3.9ft - 80×120cm \/ Premium Level","offer_id":50757951160606,"sku":"Southpark-5-3","price":81.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.3×5ft - 100×150cm \/ Standart Level","offer_id":50757951193374,"sku":"Southpark-5-4","price":91.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.3×5ft - 100×150cm \/ Premium Level","offer_id":50757951226142,"sku":"Southpark-5-5","price":109.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4×6ft - 120x180cm \/ Standart Level","offer_id":50757951258910,"sku":"Southpark-5-6","price":129.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4×6ft - 120x180cm \/ Premium Level","offer_id":50757951291678,"sku":"Southpark-5-7","price":164.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5×7ft - 150×214cm \/ Standart Level","offer_id":50757951324446,"sku":"Southpark-5-8","price":199.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5×7ft - 150×214cm \/ Premium Level","offer_id":50757951357214,"sku":"Southpark-5-9","price":264.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/8830\/5694\/files\/kyle-you-bastards-rug-south-park-cartoon-area-rug-1.jpg?v=1775335226","url":"https:\/\/padloom.com\/products\/kyle-you-bastards-rug-south-park-cartoon-area-rug","provider":"Padloom","version":"1.0","type":"link"}