Gator Poker Audit Playmat - MTG Magic Mat

It's April 14th at a 24-hour tax office, and an alligator in a sharp suit is sweeping a pile of cash toward himself with a winner's grin. This Gator Poker MTG playmat fills the table with exhausted clients: a bloodshot bear in a stained T-shirt, a porcupine with a pencil stuck in its quills, a sloth in a hoodie barely holding his cards and a raccoon in a jacket labeled 1099 who just realized he's in trouble. A shadowy figure in a suit watches from the door.

Gray-green office light and a red neon OPEN sign set a late-night mood. The large desk covers the middle and lower half. Papers and receipts scatter across it, but the tone stays muted enough for cards to read easily.

The Art: Tax Season Card Game

Comic inks and dense crosshatching render every crumpled receipt, coffee spill and calculator tape. A tax bracket map, a hang-in-there kitten poster and a goldfish tank decorate the walls. Mice nibble crumbs, a ferret in a tie sneaks in from below and a fax machine spits out an endless roll of paper. Anyone who has done their own taxes will feel this one.

Gator Poker at the Table

Sized at 24 x 14 in (60 x 35 cm), standard tournament size, the mat fits any LGS table. Cards slide across the micro-fiber top and lift off clean, sleeved or bare. The non-slip rubber base keeps it locked. Dye-sublimation sets the colors into the fabric, so they won't crack or fade. It's a tax-deductible joke, probably.

With Zones or Without Zones

With Zones prints light guides for library, graveyard, exile, command zone and battlefield lanes for lands and creatures, giving you an MTG playmat with zones for Commander/EDH and 60-card formats. Without Zones keeps the whole office chaos in view.

A Gift for Accountants Who Play

• Accountants, bookkeepers and tax preparers who survive April with Magic
• Crocodile and reptile tribal players in Commander
• Players who count every card, mana and life point
• Office workers who need a laugh at the LGS