Trash Panda Poker Dumpster Playmat - MTG Magic Mat
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Estimated Delivery:Oct 10 - Oct 14
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Free Shipping & Returns: On all orders over $75
Trash Panda Poker Dumpster Playmat - MTG Magic Mat
Raccoons and opossums crowd a battered green table in a corrugated-metal shed, slapping down bright number cards and snacking on whatever they pulled out of the dumpster. This Trash Panda Poker MTG playmat is one long night of questionable decisions: an opossum in a loud floral shirt cackles, one in a work jacket chews a cracker, a sweaty one in a hoodie looks ready to fold, and a raccoon in a track jacket smirks with a winning card. A skunk wanders through the back. Nobody says anything.
Hot red light floods the center from a hanging lamp, fading to gray and rust at the edges. The table's green surface sits where your cards land. A baby raccoon digging through a box in the lower left adds one more laugh.
The Art: Junkyard Card Night Comic
Heavy black inks, scratchy hatching and saturated reds give this one an underground comix energy. The tabletop is the real treasure map: rusty keys, an old alarm clock, a lost earbud, a peanut butter jar, bottle caps and even a holographic trading card that somebody clearly stole. Old boxing posters, a shopping cart and a caged rat round out the shed. Scavenger chic.
Trash Panda Poker at the Table
At 24 x 14 in (60 x 35 cm), standard tournament size, it fits LGS tables and Commander pods. Cards slide across the micro-fiber top and lift off clean, sleeved or bare. Underneath, non-slip rubber keeps everything locked. Dye-sublimation sets the colors into the fabric, so no cracking and no fading. It holds up to snacks at the table too.
With Zones or Without Zones
With Zones adds light guides for library, graveyard, exile, command zone and battlefield lanes for lands and creatures, making it an MTG playmat with zones for Commander/EDH and 60-card decks. Without Zones keeps all the junk-pile jokes visible.
A Gift for Graveyard Scavengers
- Golgari and graveyard players who recycle everything like these raccoons
- Raccoon and opossum fans, and Bloomburrow critter collectors
- Treasure and artifact players who love a pile of shiny junk
- Anyone whose game night looks a lot like this
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All the details you love about the original—with a fresh flared block heel and modern square toe. Expertly crafted using soft Nappa leather, this essential style molds and moves with you to keep you comfortably on your feet all day (and night). This boot uses leather sourced from a Leather Working Group-approved trader. The Leather Working Group (LWG) Audit Standards provide transparency and accountability within the leather supply chain—covering energy and water usage.
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All the details you love about the original—with a fresh flared block heel and modern square toe. Expertly crafted using soft Nappa leather, this essential style molds and moves with you to keep you comfortably on your feet all day (and night). This boot uses leather sourced from a Leather Working Group-approved trader. The Leather Working Group (LWG) Audit Standards provide transparency and accountability within the leather supply chain—covering energy and water usage.
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All the details you love about the original—with a fresh flared block heel and modern square toe. Expertly crafted using soft Nappa leather, this essential style molds and moves with you to keep you comfortably on your feet all day (and night). This boot uses leather sourced from a Leather Working Group-approved trader. The Leather Working Group (LWG) Audit Standards provide transparency and accountability within the leather supply chain—covering energy and water usage.
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All the details you love about the original—with a fresh flared block heel and modern square toe. Expertly crafted using soft Nappa leather, this essential style molds and moves with you to keep you comfortably on your feet all day (and night). This boot uses leather sourced from a Leather Working Group-approved trader. The Leather Working Group (LWG) Audit Standards provide transparency and accountability within the leather supply chain—covering energy and water usage.