South Park Rugs

A South Park rug is for anyone who has quoted Cartman at the dinner table or still says "they killed Kenny" when something goes wrong. This collection features nine original fan-inspired designs drawn in the bold, flat look of the show, from all four boys to Towelie, Mr. Hankey, AWESOM-O and Randy's Tegridy Farms phase. The rectangular rugs are made to order in five sizes from 2 x 3 ft to 5 x 7 ft, and one design is a shaped Cartman rug cut to his outline. Each comes in a smooth Standard velvet version or a softer Premium plush, always with a non-slip backing that keeps it from wandering across the floor.

South Park's simple, cut-out art style works surprisingly well on a floor: thick outlines, solid colors and instantly recognizable silhouettes stay readable even from across the room. Below you will find every design in the collection, a size guide for rectangular and shaped rugs, the difference between the two quality levels, room ideas for game rooms, dorms and offices, and practical care tips. It is the sharpest-tongued corner of our cartoon rugs.

South Park Rug Designs in the Collection

The collection is built around the characters fans quote the most, plus a few deep cuts from favorite episodes. If you are looking for a cartoon rug with a sharper sense of humor than the usual cartoon decor, this is it.

Cartman Rugs: Authoritah and the Shaped Cartman

Cartman gets two designs, which feels about right given how much he demands the spotlight. The Cartman Authoritah Rug is a rectangular design built around his most famous catchphrase, with Cartman in full self-appointed law enforcement mode. It is a natural pick for a game room or a dorm, where the line gets repeated at least once a night.

The Eric Cartman Rug is the only shaped design in the collection. Instead of a rectangle, the rug is cut to the outline of the character, so it lies on the floor like a giant sticker of Cartman himself. It is meant as a conversation piece for a man cave, a bar corner or the floor in front of a sofa, and it is hard to walk past without a laugh.

Stan, Kyle and Kenny Rugs

The rest of the boys each have a design of their own. The Stan Marsh Rug features the most level-headed member of the group, a good choice if you want a classic South Park look without the chaos. The Kyle You Bastards Rug draws on Kyle's furious reaction every time Kenny meets his end, one of the show's most quoted running gags. The Kenny Immortal Rug turns that gag into a theme of its own, celebrating the orange-hooded kid who dies and somehow always comes back for the next episode.

If you want the full group in one room, the four boys work well as a set: one rug by the door, one under the desk, one beside the bed. Because they share the same flat style, mixing designs never looks mismatched.

Towelie, Randy and Tegridy Farms

Two designs are aimed at fans of the show's later seasons and its stranger corners. The Tegridy Farms Randy Rug puts Randy Marsh front and center in his farmer era, when he traded the geology lab for overalls and a very particular kind of crop. The Towelie Rug stars the talking towel with famously bad advice, who reminds everyone not to forget to bring a towel. Both are best suited to adult spaces such as a living room, a basement hangout or a dorm. For a younger child's space, our kids room rugs are the safer pick.

AWESOM-O and Mr. Hankey

The AWESOM-O Robot Rug recalls the episode where Cartman disguises himself as a cardboard robot to learn Butters' secrets, with the boxy cardboard look fans remember. The Mr Hankey Christmas Rug brings the show's most unusual holiday mascot into festive season, which makes it a gag gift that tends to come out every December. Put it by the front door or under the tree if your sense of humor runs in that direction.

South Park Rug Sizes and Shapes

Eight designs are rectangular and come in five sizes. The table below shows which size fits which spot.

The shaped Eric Cartman Rug works differently. Shaped rugs are cut to the outline of the artwork, so they come in four sizes and the exact dimensions depend on the design; wider designs come out longer, rounder ones closer to square. The Cartman rug is close to square, ranging from about 80 x 80 cm (2.6 x 2.6 ft) up to 160 x 160 cm (5.2 x 5.2 ft), with 105 x 105 cm and 135 x 135 cm in between. The exact measurements are listed on the product page.

For any area rug, leave roughly 18 to 24 inches of bare floor around the edges so the rug looks framed rather than squeezed against the walls. Under a desk chair, pick a rectangular rug large enough that all the wheels stay on it when you roll back, usually 2.6 x 3.9 ft or bigger. A shaped rug is better as a floor accent than a chair mat, because its curved edges leave the wheels nowhere flat to land.

Standard vs Premium

Each design comes in two quality levels. Both use the same print and both stay put thanks to a non-slip backing; the difference is in thickness and feel.

• Standard Level: a lightweight 5 mm rug with a shiny velvet surface that shows off the show's flat colors and crisp outlines. The faux leather non-slip backing makes it our recommended choice under a desk chair, since the wheels roll smoothly over it.
• Premium Level: a softer, cushioned 7 mm rug with a plush surface that is comfortable to walk on barefoot or sit on during a marathon. It has a natural cotton anti-slip backing and suits bedrooms and living rooms.

South Park Rug Ideas for Every Room

Game Room and Man Cave

This is where the collection feels most at home. A 4 x 6 ft or 5 x 7 ft rug in front of the TV sets the tone for the whole room, and the shaped Cartman rug makes a funny second piece near the bar or the couch. The Tegridy Farms and Towelie designs fit right into a relaxed hangout. Fans of adult animation often add one of our Rick and Morty rugs for a second spot.

Dorm Room

A 3.3 x 5 ft rug is enough to cover most of the open floor in a shared dorm room and makes a cold tile floor much nicer to stand on in the morning. The rugs are light and fold flat for shipping, so they move easily at the end of the year. Kenny and Kyle are easy dorm picks because almost everyone gets the joke.

Office and Streaming Desk

Under a desk chair, a Standard rug protects the floor from wheel scuffs and puts a bit of personality behind you on camera. The Stan Marsh or AWESOM-O designs keep things light without being too loud for a home office.

Living Room

For a shared living room, a Premium rug in front of the sofa is soft enough for movie nights and long binge sessions. If you are buying for someone else, the Mr. Hankey design also makes a memorable holiday gift for the South Park fan in your life. If a yellow animated family rules your TV most nights, The Simpsons rugs bring that long-running satire to the floor.

Printing, Durability and Safety

We print every design with HD sublimation, which locks the ink into the fibers instead of leaving it on the surface, so the artwork will not crack or peel. UV-resistant inks keep colors steady in ordinary daylight, although you should still avoid long periods of direct sun. Reinforced stitched edges help the rug resist fraying and curling, even on the curved outline of the shaped Cartman design. The non-slip backing holds on hardwood, laminate, tile, vinyl, concrete and low-pile carpet. Our inks are non-toxic and skin-safe, and the rugs are made for indoor use only.

Care Instructions

• Vacuum on low or shake the rug out to remove dust and crumbs.
• Blot spills with a damp cloth as soon as they happen; do not rub.
• For a deeper clean, hand wash with cold water and a mild detergent, then air dry flat.
• No bleach, harsh chemicals or tumble drying, and do not iron the print.
• Rotate the rug occasionally so wear spreads evenly.
• Your rug ships folded; the creases relax within a few days once it lies flat.

Shipping and Returns

All rugs are made to order. Most orders are produced in 1 to 3 business days and delivered in 5 to 12 days depending on your location, with tracking sent by email. Each rug is printed for your order, so returns are accepted within 14 days for shipping damage or a defect only, not for a change of mind.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these official South Park rugs?

No. These are original fan-inspired designs created by Padloom and printed on our own rugs.

How big is the shaped Cartman rug?

It comes in four near-square sizes, from about 80 x 80 cm up to 160 x 160 cm. Because it is cut to the outline of the artwork, the exact dimensions are listed on the product page.

Which size should I get for a desk chair?

Choose a rectangular design in the Standard Level, 2.6 x 3.9 ft or larger, so the wheels roll smoothly and never drop off the edge.

Can I wash a South Park rug?

Yes, by hand. Blot small spills with a damp cloth, and when the whole rug needs cleaning, hand wash it in cold water with mild detergent and let it air dry flat.

Does the rug slide on hard floors?

No. The Standard Level has a faux leather non-slip backing and the Premium Level a natural cotton anti-slip backing, both made to grip hardwood, tile and laminate.

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